On the 4th day of Christmas, I almost committed murder…

On the fourth day of Christmas my sometimes loving spouse said to me.

“How many damned copies do you need woman?” with a disgusted face surveying my ginormous bookshelves.

“As many as it takes,” I replied.

“What does that even MEAN!” he exclaimed. “I think you need to get rid of some of these books. I will get some boxes for you so we can donate them.”

I froze at that. Slowly turned and looked at my husband. Grabbing my very sharp letter opener I said, “If  touch anything, I will un-man you and feed it to you before you die of blood loss.”

With his hand in the air in a pleading gesture he slowly backed out of my office and closed the door with a soft click.

“Man, what a crazy bitch.” I heard. “Yeah and you married me so I am YOUR crazy bitch”, I replied strongly through the closed door.

So today is a freebie. I am giving away 4 copies of Erin Kellison’s Shadow Bound  the first in Shadow series, its her debut novel. All you have to do is leave a answer to the question: What do you think of my alter ego, Kiki Stilletto?  Some people don’t know that I have one. I do it to write at another blog called the Girls Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse, This has nothing to do with this one plus I think that my cynicism is catching. So I need to convert a entirely new audience.

I chose it to pay homage to two of my fan favorite authors, Kiki Howell and Trixie Stilletto. If they were to get to have a child together it would be me I think. LOL. I like their writing style and the subtle humor.

Shadow Bound

Death

Some people will do anything to avoid it. Even trade their immortal souls for endless existence.

Wraiths

Secretly, inexorably, they are infiltrating our world, sucking the essence out of unsuspecting victims with their hideous parody of a kiss.

Segue

Adam Thorne founded the Institute to study and destroy his monster of a brother, but the key to its success is held in the pale, slender hand of a woman on the run. There is something hauntingly different about Talia O’Brien, her unknowing sensuality, her uncanny way of slipping into Shadow.

Twilight

This is the place between life and what comes after – a dark forest of fantasy, filled with beauty, peril, mystery. And Talia is about to open the door.

 

5 comments for “On the 4th day of Christmas, I almost committed murder…

  1. SandyG265
    December 15, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    I think I’d keep your alterego away from sharp objects

  2. December 15, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    LOL yeah prolly. at least my husband thinks so. Wasn’t there a man with Knives through him for a divorce gift popular a few years ago? I need one of those.

  3. December 16, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    Your husband might wanna suggest/buy you an ereader device :D

  4. Rayna Scherer
    January 4, 2012 at 9:05 AM

    Oh I have a few but I don’t think I will ever give up my books.

  5. Laura Burke
    January 7, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    You can never have too many books, chocolate and coffee! lol Never give up your books

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