…while reading at a bookstore. I hate:
1. Having to STAND because the person has yet to wake up in the last two hours and is beginning to snore.
2. People in the Cafe laughing out loud like they are at a Keg Party
3. Random people coming up to me as I am reading the back of a book and giving me their opinion/review of it with “Spoilers”.
4. Just random people talking to me unless their cute, in a Colin-Farrell-can’t-speak-English-but-your-accent-is-hot-hi-I’m-your-my-mate kinda way.
5. It when the customer service person has a deer in the headlights look when when you ask for a NT best selling author. And they reply they don’t read.
6. When your looking for a book and the clerk says lets see and goes to the inventory page and says “Yes we have it…” sigh of relief ”…online.” Son of a BITCH!!!
7. A person comes by looking at the same shelf of books your are, then when you go to grab a book they rush to grab the one you were reaching for and then they run off only to not buy it and leave it somewhere else in the store. (yes I know its a run-on).
8. Not having enough money to buy ALL the books I want.
9. Taking my kids with me. They so can’t get into the story with you when you find that next book is out.
10. Having the money but can’t find the damn book at any store you go to.
So those are my ten things I hate while at a bookstore. Do you have any?
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